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			<title>Nick Tong - Thoughts...</title>
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			<description>General blog of what i&apos;m upto and what i&apos;ve been doing...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 05:12:45 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>Like music, love pubgigs.com</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/11/11/Like-music-love-pubgigscom</link>
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				Come and join the new social website for pub gigs

&lt;blockquote&gt;
PubGigs is your essential guide to the all the best LIVE entertainment in your area. Focussing on the original and best live music venues and pubs, we strive to keep you, the music loving public, fully informed of what&apos;s going on in your area. 
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;a href=&quot;http://social.pubgigs.com&quot;&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Join here @ Pubgigs.com&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/a&gt; 
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				<category>General</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:45:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>Save the gorillas - funny video</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/9/19/Save-the-gorillas--funny-video</link>
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				My friend Ben Jackson is doing the &apos;Great Gorilla Run 2007&apos;.

The blurb:

&lt;blockquote&gt;
here are only approximately 500 mountain gorillas left in the wild. Their habitat is shrinking and they are poached by humans. Please help me raise some cash to protect the greatest of the apes. (It cost me &#xa3;100 of my own cash to enter this run so please dig deep!!)

Donating through this site is simple, fast and totally secure. It is also the most efficient way to sponsor me: Gorilla Organization will receive your money faster and, if you are a UK taxpayer, an extra 28% in tax will be added to your gift at no cost to you.
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

You can &lt;A href=&quot;http://www.justgiving.com/benjackson&quot;&gt;sponsor Ben here&lt;/a&gt;

Here is his video:

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				<category>Charity</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:18:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>Best Out of Office Replies</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/9/9/Best-Out-of-Office-Replies</link>
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				* I am currently out at a job interview and will reply
to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

* You are receiving this automatic notification
because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances
are you wouldn&apos;t have received anything at all.

* I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless
emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4
April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted
in the order it was received.

* Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been
charged $5.99 for the first ten words and &#xa3;1.99 for
each additional word in your message.

* ***The e-mail server is unable to verify your server
connection and is unable to deliver this message.
Please restart your computer and trysending again.&apos;
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can
seehow many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

* Thank you for your message, which has been added to
a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place,
and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19
weeks.

* I&apos;ve run away to join a different circus.

* I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for
medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as
&apos;Margaret&apos; instead of &apos;Steve&apos; 
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				<category>funny</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 15:53:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>Great teamwork</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/8/23/Great-teamwork</link>
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				<category>General</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:38:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>FREE Internet Access from Google</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/4/2/FREE-Internet-Access-from-Google</link>
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				&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.google.com/tisp/images/tisp_logo_sm.gif&quot;&gt;

Google just keep giving, and their next product is FREE internet acess via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/tisp/&quot;&gt;TiSP&lt;/a&gt;.

Thanks to Richard Maynard for the link. 
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				<category>funny</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:44:00 --0100</pubDate>
				<guid>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/4/2/FREE-Internet-Access-from-Google</guid>
				
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				<title>Medieval Help desk</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/3/7/Medieval-Help-desk</link>
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				How many of you can relate to this:&lt;br&gt;
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Thanks to Martin Jones for the link 
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				<category>funny</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 20:52:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>Bunnies remake films in 30 seconds</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/3/7/Bunnies-remake-films-in-30-seconds</link>
				<description>
				
				Fancy watching some all time greats in 30 seconds?  Then this is the site for you:

&lt;a href=&quot;http://angryalien.com/&quot;&gt;http://angryalien.com/&lt;/a&gt;

Some titles include:

&lt;blockquote&gt;
Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2 and 3&lt;br&gt;
March of the Penguins&lt;br&gt;
Die Hard&lt;br&gt;
Napoleon Dynamite&lt;br&gt;
Saw&lt;br&gt;
The Grudge&lt;br&gt;
Kill Bill&lt;br&gt;
Spiderman 3
&lt;/blockquote&gt; 
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				<category>funny</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 14:48:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>James Bonds fans should watch this</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/3/7/James-Bonds-fans-should-watch-this</link>
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				I just found out about this site which is rather funny: &lt;A href=&quot;http://www.starz.com/features/bunnyclub/bond/index.html&quot;&gt;http://www.starz.com/features/bunnyclub/bond/index.html&lt;/a&gt;

If you want a little light entertainment and if you like James Bond (as bunnies) then you should also find it funny. 
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				<category>funny</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 14:41:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>Jebs Jobs: Technical Support</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/2/19/Jebs-Jobs-Technical-Support</link>
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				The first episode of the 3d animation series finds Jeb behind the tech support desk, eager to eat his subway but plagued my idiotic callers...

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				<category>funny</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:17:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>Fix those twiddling thumbs</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/2/19/Fix-those-twiddling-thumbs</link>
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				&lt;p&gt;
  If you have a spare moment and want a slight diversion check out some of the
  suggestions from the Meebo crew:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
  &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.coverpop.com/whitney/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Whitney Music
        Box&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;
    A neat visualization of musical scales. Try the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.coverpop.com/whitney/index.php?var=v17&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;hand
    crank&lt;/a&gt; version.&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;br&gt;
    &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/dice/dice.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Dice
    Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;
    An abbreviated version of Risk - very addictive!&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;br&gt;
    &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.linerider.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Line Rider&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;
    Draw a path for your little biker to follow. Advance line riders can perform
    flips and jump off cliffs.&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;br&gt;
    &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.noinc.com/holiday06/flash.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Accordian
    Hero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;
    With the popularity of Guitar Hero, there have been several keyboard-based
    versions popping up. However, I think the best one is a holiday version of &quot;Accordion
    Hero&quot; that cropped up in December. Don&apos;t forget to strum using the space
    bar!&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;br&gt;
    &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.etsy.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Etsy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;
    Shop for one-of-a-kind handmade goods from homemade cards, to furniture,
    to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5025021&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;stained-glass
    armadillos&lt;/a&gt;. Just a neat place to see creative folks. I&apos;m also impressed
    with the ways the people over at Etsy have organized their site (shop by
    color, category, or recommendation).&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;br&gt;
    &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.animal.discovery.com/fansites/petstar/videogallery/mostwatched/mostwatched.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Most
    Popular Animal Videos &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;
    A collection of the best animal tricks I&apos;ve ever seen. Go Einstein!&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;br&gt;
    &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Dilbert
    Blog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; You&apos;d expect Scott Adams to be entertaining but he outdoes himself
    on a nearly day-to-day basis with this blog. Good reading! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt; 
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				<category>General</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:04:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>Some brilliant new words and terms for 2007...</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/2/15/Some-brilliant-new-words-and-terms-for-2007</link>
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				I&apos;m a little late on this one but it&apos;s still quite amusing

* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking b*llocks.

* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and then leaves.

* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and
advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.

* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube
farm, and people&apos;s heads pop up over the walls to see what&apos;s going on.
(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be
cake.)&lt;br&gt;  [More]
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				<category>funny</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:55:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>Decentralised energy - Why the wait</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/2/5/Decentralised-energy--Why-the-wait</link>
				<description>
				
				From the greenpeace website:

&lt;blockquote&gt;
Decentralised energy can double the efficiency of our power stations, slash our carbon emissions and reduce our dependence on fossil fuels and nuclear power.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

The film is 18 minutes long and may take some time to load:
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

But what is it? Watch our short film - narrated by Clive Anderson - to find out. 
&lt;/blockquote&gt; 
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				<category>Charity</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:18:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>Cheap Flights for &quot;do it yourself&quot; holidays</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2007/1/4/Cheap-Flights-for-do-it-yourself-holidays</link>
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				I always  find it hard to find cheap flights for holidays but a friend of mine has a site that helps:

&lt;blockquote&gt;
Creating your own &quot;do it yourself&quot; holiday just got a lot easier with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.diytravel.co.uk/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;diytravel.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&apos;s new flight search. Search low-cost airlines (including easyJet, Ryanair, BMI baby, Thomson Fly, XL, flybe, Jet2), scheduled airlines (Virgin, British Airways, KLM etc) and online travel agencies (Expedia, Opodo, ebookers, Travelocity and lots more) to find the cheapest flights for your trip. The diytravel.co.uk flight search system is free to use and no service charges are added on to the ticket price - you buy your tickets directly from the airline at the airlines normal price. Check it out &lt;a href=&quot;http://guide.diytravel.co.uk/flights.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

It&apos;s worth a look!  and remember when flying go carbon neutral. 
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				<category>General</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 17:32:00 --0100</pubDate>
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				<title>New Transformers Movie Trailer</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2006/12/22/New-Transformers-Movie-Trailer</link>
				<description>
				
				View it while it&apos;s hot:


Watch the exclusive trailer for Michael Bay&apos;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/transformers.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;TRANSFORMERS
&lt;/a&gt;

Thanks to &lt;a href=&quot;www.moving-edge.net&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Alex Studd&lt;/a&gt; for letting me know. 
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				<category>Movies</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:47:00 --0100</pubDate>
				<guid>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2006/12/22/New-Transformers-Movie-Trailer</guid>
				
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				<title>Don&apos;t forget the 22nd December 2006 for world peace</title>
				<link>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2006/12/20/Dont-forget-the-22nd-December-2006-for-world-peace</link>
				<description>
				
				On the 22nd of this month (December 2006) make sure you have some special time for world peace.

For more information go &lt;A href=&quot;http://www.globalorgasm.org/demo.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. 
				</description>
				
				<category>funny</category>				
				
				<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:25:00 --0100</pubDate>
				<guid>http://nicktong.co.uk/index.cfm/2006/12/20/Dont-forget-the-22nd-December-2006-for-world-peace</guid>
				
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